a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike

hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

Spanorkfaknife by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009

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Sprankton

n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.

Why do you dress like one of thoes gothic chicks? Is it to embarrass daddy? WAA-CHA!

Sprankton by Blind8733 March 25, 2004

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spronobo

Short for sprog no boner.

Commonly used when something/someone is so attractive, a male does not have time to gain an erection before he ejaculates.

1. Duuuuuuude, check it out! Barbaras bending over to pick up her handbag......uerrrggghhhh....I just spronoboed.

2. Nicks mum is spronobo material.

spronobo by methmatitian October 21, 2010

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spanosing

The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.

You hear about Tre? Bruh always thinkin grass is greener... left his fly girl for some shone up in Malibu. Tryna live that big mansion life.

Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.

spanosing by jspeezy January 16, 2017

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