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dildo saggins 

Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String
Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.
dildo saggins by Ice4747 September 15, 2016

dildo shaggins 

The Hobbit when he's Horny
Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)
dildo shaggins by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016

Bilbo Swaggins 

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
a particularly exotic form of boofing where an individual inserts drugs into a vagina
"Free drugs if ya spaggin it."
"I'm in love, she put some x on my dick so I be spaggin it for her!"
Spaggin by Avery Coholic November 22, 2013

yolo swaggins

Combination of both yolo and swag attitude with the slight touch of hobitness to it. Commonly used by a geek hipster to show a pragmatic attitude towards something
-Why did you do tequila suicide from a top of a Tolkien book?
-Because, Yolo Swaggins!
yolo swaggins by mike2654 September 9, 2013

Scragging 

The art of grinding ones ass on any type of surface.
In his efforts to break in another new house, The Spic began scragging the shinny wooden floor.
Scragging by The Spic, B-ILL January 16, 2006