sportsneck

Noun.

Person devoting his/her life to sports.

Derivative of the noun "redneck".

Used in a derogatory manner.

The neighbour is a real sportsneck.

by norlemann123 January 17, 2010

Sportscucks

People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.

Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).

by blackBullPrepper September 2, 2020

Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..

Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Sportsfucking

To have long and intense sexual intercourse which can be compared to hard training in gym, running, biking, swimming etc related sports.

Go out on Saturday, pull a girl and take her home. Have some sex with her. Next morning have some more sex and give her good ride for 1-2 hours until you are exhausted. This is sportsfucking. It can also happen any give day and hour, doesn't necessarily have to be on Sunday.

by Janne911 November 17, 2009

shortneck

A small, unimpressive dong. A hilariously small cock.

(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)

"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."

by King Longneck March 8, 2016

Sportshacker318

A sportshacker318 is usually a very toxic piece of shit with no life to live. Sometimes sportshacker318’s likes to get buttfucked by there uncle. A sportshacker318 is also a nickname for a virgin with a very small dick.

Oh no, think my friend is a sportshacker318. He must have a very small dick!

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u January 23, 2020