Sportfolio

A person’s portfolio of sports interests

His sportfolio grew once he started watching more college sports.

by AnonymousMango November 22, 2025

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cock portfolio

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

by HOEL November 9, 2010

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Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

by Handle100 August 6, 2023

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portfolio

A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.

Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!

by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

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What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

by Downsized October 9, 2011

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