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An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."

“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”

shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

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shoppaholic

A person who is addicted with shopping. When stressed out, he or she resorts to shopping.

Sometimes when things are really bad, I take my shoppaholic treatment.

shoppaholic by in the name of love January 25, 2017

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shareaholic

n., pl. -shareholics.

Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.

One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.

She was such a shareaholic she found herself thinking in Facebook status updates, and felt a deep sense of well-being when she discovered Shareaholic www.shareaholic.com

shareaholic by Ultravioleta May 16, 2009

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Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

Curbside Shopaholic by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

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Shortphobic

Dislike of or prejudice towards little people

"I'm not shortphobic or anything but he's not tall enough for me"

Shortphobic by Stopshortphobia2020 August 2, 2020

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Scottaholic

A woman who can not keep her hands and handy parts off of anyone named Scott. Definately a good thing for anyone named Scott. Definately a bad thing for anyone whole is not named Scott.

Guy 1: "That must be a Scott because she is all over him like a Scottaholic."
Guy 2: "I wish I was a Scott"

Scottaholic by scott-to-trot February 6, 2010

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shopaholic

a person who can't stop spending money at the mall

Guy #1: Whoa, that girl has like 50 shopping bags!
Guy #2: She's a shopaholic.

shopaholic by Crazi_Chick June 1, 2006

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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