shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."

“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”

by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

shoppaholic

A person who is addicted with shopping. When stressed out, he or she resorts to shopping.

Sometimes when things are really bad, I take my shoppaholic treatment.

by in the name of love January 25, 2017

shareaholic

n., pl. -shareholics.

Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.

One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.

She was such a shareaholic she found herself thinking in Facebook status updates, and felt a deep sense of well-being when she discovered Shareaholic www.shareaholic.com

by Ultravioleta May 16, 2009

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Shortphobic

Dislike of or prejudice towards little people

"I'm not shortphobic or anything but he's not tall enough for me"

by Stopshortphobia2020 August 2, 2020

Scottaholic

A woman who can not keep her hands and handy parts off of anyone named Scott. Definately a good thing for anyone named Scott. Definately a bad thing for anyone whole is not named Scott.

Guy 1: "That must be a Scott because she is all over him like a Scottaholic."
Guy 2: "I wish I was a Scott"

by scott-to-trot February 6, 2010

shopaholic

a person who can't stop spending money at the mall

Guy #1: Whoa, that girl has like 50 shopping bags!
Guy #2: She's a shopaholic.

by Crazi_Chick June 1, 2006