shortaholic
An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."
“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”
shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012
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