sporkjob 

in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris

SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.

sporkjob by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008

Sporkjob 

When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1 fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience

Me: I got a sporkjob last night.

Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...

Sporkjob by WeDidit! February 1, 2018

SPORK JOB 

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

SPORK JOB by Judo Master August 15, 2008

Spookjob 

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.

"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"

Spookjob by Matt Markel April 29, 2008

Spookjob 

When someone scares you so good you cum in your pants

“Dude Gabby gave me the worst Spookjob yesterday, she didn’t even scare me. Guess I’m just sensitive”

Spookjob by Thespookycracker October 23, 2017

snorkjob 

To have a girl jerk you off while snorking her. See snork.

My girl won't give me a snorkjob unless I put down a towel b/c it goes everywhere.

snorkjob by DG21 January 21, 2010