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in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris

SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.

sporkjob by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008

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Sporkjob

When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1 fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience

Me: I got a sporkjob last night.

Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...

Sporkjob by WeDidit! February 1, 2018

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SPORK JOB • Spookjob • snorkjob • Spock job

SPORK JOB

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

SPORK JOB by Judo Master August 15, 2008

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Spookjob

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.

"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"

Spookjob by Matt Markel April 29, 2008

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Spookjob

When someone scares you so good you cum in your pants

“Dude Gabby gave me the worst Spookjob yesterday, she didn’t even scare me. Guess I’m just sensitive”

Spookjob by Thespookycracker October 23, 2017

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snorkjob

To have a girl jerk you off while snorking her. See snork.

My girl won't give me a snorkjob unless I put down a towel b/c it goes everywhere.

snorkjob by DG21 January 21, 2010

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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