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in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris

SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.

sporkjob by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008

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Sporkjob

When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1 fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience

Me: I got a sporkjob last night.

Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...

Sporkjob by WeDidit! February 1, 2018

Related Words

SPORK JOB • Spookjob • snorkjob • Spock job

SPORK JOB

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

SPORK JOB by Judo Master August 15, 2008

Spookjob

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.

"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"

Spookjob by Matt Markel April 29, 2008

Spookjob

When someone scares you so good you cum in your pants

“Dude Gabby gave me the worst Spookjob yesterday, she didn’t even scare me. Guess I’m just sensitive”

Spookjob by Thespookycracker October 23, 2017

snorkjob

To have a girl jerk you off while snorking her. See snork.

My girl won't give me a snorkjob unless I put down a towel b/c it goes everywhere.

snorkjob by DG21 January 21, 2010

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026