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Snorejob 

When you are receiving a blow job and the person performing the blow job falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.
Matt: Nic, I heard that chick gave you a Blowjob?

Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!
Snorejob by Matt - DrLawls October 5, 2008
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sporkjob 

in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris
SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.
sporkjob by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008

snorejob 

When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.
My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.
snorejob by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008

Sporkjob 

When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1 fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience
Me: I got a sporkjob last night.

Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...
Sporkjob by WeDidit! February 1, 2018
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
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jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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