snorkjob

To have a girl jerk you off while snorking her. See snork.

My girl won't give me a snorkjob unless I put down a towel b/c it goes everywhere.

by DG21 January 21, 2010

Snorejob

When you are receiving a blow job and the person performing the blow job falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.

Matt: Nic, I heard that chick gave you a Blowjob?

Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!

by Matt - DrLawls October 5, 2008

sporkjob

in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris

SPORKJOB! Monkeys are professionals at this act so if you are looking for the best go to them and they will take you for a fuck-filled fun fest.

by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008

snorejob

When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.

My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.

by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008

Sporkjob

When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1 fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience

Me: I got a sporkjob last night.

Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...

by WeDidit! February 1, 2018