snork

Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard.

I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.

by Kenthar October 31, 2003

snork

to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.

She laughed so hard she snorked.

After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed.

by plainjane May 25, 2006

snork

-v (snork) Mod. english; 21st century Amer. slang, origin pipe and cigar forum(s)

1. the process of removing recreational pipe or cigar smoke from the mouth through the sinuses and out the nostrils, bypassing the lungs, thereby saturating smell receptors and maximizing taste value while preserving total lung capacity (TLC).

Taste isn't all in your mouth; try a snork to recognize the full taste of cigar or pipe smoke.

by Xenawarriorcat December 07, 2011

snork

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

snork

To forcefully ejaculate, often dryly, with a thick consistency. Like a dick sneeze.

"I pulled it out, flipped her over and snorked all over her back"

by Faggoccini October 22, 2012

snork

to sniff loudly, sucking mucous back into your head. Often occurs when nose is stuffed up, or when one has been crying, and there is no tissue around with which to blow it.

She forgot to bring any tissue, and so had to keep snorking it back.

This really gross guy snorks all the way through class. I don't know why he doesn't just blow his nose!

by silverlined83 September 26, 2006

snork

A word occasionally used on forums in reply to a very funny post, it is sort of like posting "LOL" or similar. (but cooler)

*snork!*

by dogtired August 22, 2009