spooniform 

An article of work clothing (usually a uniform) that somebody has used to wipe knuckle babies off of themselves with.

I accidentally grabbed my spooniform for work today.

spooniform by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008

spoonicorn 

To get an erection while spooning or cuddling another individual. A spoonicorn may be used to poke the backside of said individual to coax them into coitus.

i got a wicked spoonicorn last night when i was with heather, its cool though she took care of it.

spoonicorn by EJ [iBC] August 3, 2007

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH 

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

bovine spongiform encephalitis by Orion December 31, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

BSE (otherwise known as Bovine and Southernhemisphere Eejit disease) is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle (also known as Australians). This disease affects the structure of brain tissue and is fatal and untreatable. Very rarely BSE may arise spontaneously, (unless Australian, in which case it is hereditary, mandatory and expected) but more often it spreads in epidemic fashion.

Transmission of BSE occurs:

1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.

2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.

"See that snarling twitching sack of elbows? It can't help it. It's got the BSE... Barbeque anyone?"

bovine spongiform encephalitis by Ooolia October 15, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalopathy 

The bacteria that gives you mad cow disease

guy #1- yo meng i hooked up with this chick and she gave me bovine spongiform encephalopathy and now i got mad cow disease

guy #2- chit meng thats pretty chitty

guy #3 - Oh durka durka durka

bovine spongiform encephalopathy by Oh Durka Durka Durka May 11, 2006

spoonicorn 

silly words maddy makes up and claims are in the urban dictionary.

"Sounds like another one of your spoonicorn's to me."

spoonicorn by Gabin Cortez Chance August 9, 2006