Orion's definitions

crunt

A socially acceptable version of c*nt.
eg. Shit is to shite, as c*nt is to crunt.

What'd ya do with my pie, ya fat crunt!?

by Orion April 29, 2003

bovine spongiform encephalitis

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

by Orion December 31, 2004

Sublime

Hands down the best band I've ever heard. Extremely talented group of musicians who, unfortianately liked drugs a little bit too much.

My favorite sublime songs:
Garden Grove, Jailhouse, Get Ready, Date Rape, Santaria, Burritos, Caress me Down, Smoke Two Joints, Wrong Way, etc.

by Orion October 14, 2004

bla

a word having the ability of replacing any other word when said other word is not heard or does not desire to be heard.
when repeated, used to indicate to another person that the subject of conversation is of no interest, usually accompanied by putting fingers in their ears.

A: We need to talk.
B(out loud or silently): Bla...bla...bla...bla...

by Orion January 15, 2004

ti-89

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Orion January 15, 2004

starbucks

a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)

"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)

by Orion January 15, 2004

90

an abbreviation for a unit of speed, the real speed everyone is traveling on the 75-mph highway.

"Woah! He's goin like, 90!"
"Um, we're goin 90 too..."

by Orion January 15, 2004