Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

by orion October 06, 2003

sufficiently awesome

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.

by Orion February 26, 2005

ti-89

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Orion January 15, 2004

90

an abbreviation for a unit of speed, the real speed everyone is traveling on the 75-mph highway.

"Woah! He's goin like, 90!"
"Um, we're goin 90 too..."

by Orion January 15, 2004

ding-ding

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.

1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.

by Orion February 16, 2005

starbucks

a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)

"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)

by Orion January 15, 2004

ib

A program entered by smart people, thinking they will get smarter by using words and textbooks that only the British use. This program eventually transforms a normal student into a stress-seeping, school-leeching vegetable, abandoning other supposed forms of life.
An inside all-purpose joke used by "candidates" of the IB program as a means of escaping said illusioned smartness.

ib stupid! ib smart! ib screwed! ib funny! ib screwed!

by Orion January 15, 2004