a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.
by Orion January 15, 2004

by Orion January 15, 2004

by Orion February 26, 2005

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
1. The chimp is smarter than The President.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
by orion October 06, 2003

a device sent to mars, which will look at rocks and transmit data to earth, looking for signs of water. however, due to lack of planning, the mars rover is regrettably not waterproof.
by Orion January 15, 2004

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.
by Orion January 15, 2004
