Orion's definitions

starbucks

a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)

"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)

by Orion January 15, 2004

Orion

A figure in greek mythology, a hunter of giants, and an avid womanizer. Also a constellation.

Orion was a greek dude.

by Orion March 1, 2004

Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

by orion October 6, 2003

sufficiently awesome

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.

by Orion February 26, 2005

chain letter

a form of demoralization by recieving a letter that must be sent to many friends in order to have good luck. people will customarily test this theory, by trying to send it to their friends, then finding out they don't have any.

Friends don't let friends give friends chain letters.

by Orion January 15, 2004

mars rover

a device sent to mars, which will look at rocks and transmit data to earth, looking for signs of water. however, due to lack of planning, the mars rover is regrettably not waterproof.

So, uh, how about that mars rover, eh? That's um, goin to mars?

by Orion January 15, 2004

citation

1. The weapon of schools to attempt to defend against plagiarism by saying where things come from, thus eliminating original thought.
2. A very fast jet made by Cessna.

1. "I'm just gonna make up a few citations for the report." (Because quantity always matters over quantity anyways)
2. "Holy crap! Your grandma was drivin' faster than a Citation X!"

by Orion December 31, 2004