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spoonbozo

An insult used on somebody who isnt cool/cultured.
bro you are so cringe you spoonbozo
by PlatinumBin December 4, 2021
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spoonboning

Harry: "He's... He's spoonboning!"
by Synthbrap March 2, 2016
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spoonologist

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon
Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"
by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004
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Spoonbomb

When you spoon in behind your lover, and he farts on you.
When he ate that cheese before bed, I knew a spoonbomb would be likely if we snuggled in the middle of the night.
by Botany Babe September 23, 2016
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Spoonology

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
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spoonology

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.
Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.
by Faceminion October 1, 2008
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sponboon

A sexual toy usually up to 25 inches of pure hot rubber...
I caught my dad using a sponboon on my sister..
by Asian_Gameplay October 5, 2020
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