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SPOOKAWEEN 

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY
I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN
SPOOKAWEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.
Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.
quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

spockanee 

The way rock stars pronounce spokane when they come to the Opera House to do a concert.
"Hellllooooooo, Spockanee!!!!! How ya'll feeling tonight??"

"Get off the stage, poser!"
spockanee by Percy Reno November 22, 2004

Mutual spookiness 

When after a date, neither person contacts the other. Different than ghosting.
That date didn't go very well man, but I expect there'll be some mutual spookiness and she won't text me.
Mutual spookiness by Apex Grazer December 3, 2022

sporkenese 

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america
Look at all those sporkenese children
sporkenese by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Spookenese 

(n)

1. Some scary shit ( the language spoken in reference to fear )

(often in reference to something in a tv show or movie)

2. To say something in a state of terror to which another entity can perceive the fear in the voice
That ghost is speaking spookenese

One time I was laying on the couch I ain’t know where I was at, I started speaking spookenese
Spookenese by joogness May 5, 2022