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SPOOKAWEEN 

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY
I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN
SPOOKAWEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.
Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.
quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

spockanee 

The way rock stars pronounce spokane when they come to the Opera House to do a concert.
"Hellllooooooo, Spockanee!!!!! How ya'll feeling tonight??"

"Get off the stage, poser!"
spockanee by Percy Reno November 22, 2004

Mutual spookiness 

When after a date, neither person contacts the other. Different than ghosting.
That date didn't go very well man, but I expect there'll be some mutual spookiness and she won't text me.
Mutual spookiness by Apex Grazer December 3, 2022

sporkenese 

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america
Look at all those sporkenese children
sporkenese by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Spookenese 

(n)

1. Some scary shit ( the language spoken in reference to fear )

(often in reference to something in a tv show or movie)

2. To say something in a state of terror to which another entity can perceive the fear in the voice
That ghost is speaking spookenese

One time I was laying on the couch I ain’t know where I was at, I started speaking spookenese
Spookenese by joogness May 5, 2022
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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