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Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.
"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.
by tuds January 19, 2009
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My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.
by theplaidpen January 06, 2018
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A person whose freedom has been taken away, who cannot feel free and develop, who cannot be himself, who looks locked in a iron cage, or who looks married.
She sneaks out of the house one night while he’s away, after he’s forbidden her from doing anything except going to work and then coming straight home; and when she explains this to her friend, the friend laughs knowingly and says “you’re so married.”
by 0x0Infinity May 08, 2018
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1. Title indicating that a man’s life is over.

2. Title indicating that a woman’s life is just beginning.
Is Dave free this weekend?
Nah man, he married.”

Is Trisha free this weekend?
“Of course guurrrlll, she’s married!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 05, 2018
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A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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