Urban Dictionary: Married

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Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

#marital #nuptial #conjugal #matrimonial #spousal #wedded

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

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The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

#marriage #sex #horny #lust #blushing #married

by tuds January 19, 2009

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Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

#married #wife #husband #life sentence #ball-and-chain #don't do it bro

by the_unknown November 29, 2012

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Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

by theplaidpen January 06, 2018

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A person whose freedom has been taken away, who cannot feel free and develop, who cannot be himself, who looks locked in a iron cage, or who looks married.

She sneaks out of the house one night while he’s away, after he’s forbidden her from doing anything except going to work and then coming straight home; and when she explains this to her friend, the friend laughs knowingly and says “you’re so married.”

#fiftyshadesfreed

by 0x0Infinity May 08, 2018