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spoogehog 

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.
1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
spoogehog by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
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spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body
That's my new spoogebag over there
spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogefoot 

When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.
Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.
Spoogefoot by Cardsblo August 24, 2009

spoogewhore

Noun : A lazy slut that falls asleep with dry semen on her face
I had to kick that spoogewhore out of my bed because I couldn't look at her anymore!
spoogewhore by T. Fuller September 23, 2011

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

Spoogebob Spermpants 

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

spoogaholic 

A man or woman who gets off on having the 'money shot' in the mouth, and manages to do this frequently. Synonym: "sperm-o-vac".
Karla is such a tramp, a total spoogaholic.
spoogaholic by allen anderson May 28, 2006
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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