spoof train 

The Spoof Train is a form of transport, commonly taken by those who talk absolute shite.

"Kieran- you did not do 40 bets since friday, you;re clearly on the Spoof Train"

spoof train by Spoof Train Engineer October 9, 2016

Spoon Train 

This is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the space taken up in a cramped area. It is a manoeuvre most often performed by teens.

eg- "its a 3 man tent and theres 5 of us... time to spoon train"

other areas: dorm room, tree house, single bed, small room, youth hostel etc

Spoon Train by nickskate August 11, 2010

spoon train 

more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah.

choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, I know yall be tired

spoon train by neu January 26, 2004

spoontrain 

Affectionate cuddling where someone lays behind another person, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped into the chest. A spoon train is a line of more then two people spooning.

boy: "I was so drunk last night i formed a spoontrain with five other guys"

spoontrain by brooklynwegohard October 5, 2009