spongist 

A man that uses a sponge as a condom

The man pulled out a sponge out of his pocket while taking off my clothes and i then knew he was a spongist

spongist by Jesus Condoms September 24, 2011

spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

spongitude by nym1 November 9, 2011

Songist 

Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.

iTunes caters far more to songists than albumers.

Songist by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

spongstar

A guy who likes to dress up as spongebob squarepants, and is known as a "sponge" star. A mixture of partick star and spongebob squarepants. Sometimes likes to dress up in women's clothes. Usually says omg ALOT, friends think he is gay, everyone tends to like him though.

guy: OMG OMG OMG
girl: what
girl: your a total spongstar!

spongstar by eatPie July 21, 2009

Spongestep 

Dubstep of the Bikini Bottom variety. Commonly regarded as the filthiest, sickest dubstep known to man, sponge, starfish, crab, octopus, squirrel, fish, and blowfish. The most prevalant type of Spongestep are remixes of sayings, phrases, and songs from the television show "Spongebob Squarepants" Most people believe that in the midst of creating his wonderful spongestep, Mr. Squarepants invented swag, but this is yet to be proven.

Youtube search "Spongestep"

Spongestep by The44Magnum October 6, 2012

spongisity

The extended ability of a person to learn from others and themselves even when all others feel they are completely full if shit and could learn no more

My friends spongisity is greater than his sposes sbility to think

spongisity by anonymous March 23, 2023

Spongestarttree 

A person with a very large chin who often owns a franchise of McDonald’s. Also often wears festive clothes out of season. Must have been hit by a bus and survive and suck at siege.

Spongestarttrees are so annoying.
Didn’t Nick get hit by a bus? He is such a Spongestarttree.

Spongestarttree by Datdoge47 July 18, 2025