spongist
The man pulled out a sponge out of his pocket while taking off my clothes and i then knew he was a spongist
spongist by Jesus Condoms September 24, 2011
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spongitude
Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.
spongitude by nym1 November 9, 2011
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Songist
Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
Songist by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Spongestep
Dubstep of the Bikini Bottom variety. Commonly regarded as the filthiest, sickest dubstep known to man, sponge, starfish, crab, octopus, squirrel, fish, and blowfish. The most prevalant type of Spongestep are remixes of sayings, phrases, and songs from the television show "Spongebob Squarepants" Most people believe that in the midst of creating his wonderful spongestep, Mr. Squarepants invented swag, but this is yet to be proven.
Spongestep by The44Magnum October 6, 2012
spongisity
The extended ability of a person to learn from others and themselves even when all others feel they are completely full if shit and could learn no more
spongisity by anonymous March 23, 2023
Spongestarttree
A person with a very large chin who often owns a franchise of McDonald’s. Also often wears festive clothes out of season. Must have been hit by a bus and survive and suck at siege.
Spongestarttree by Datdoge47 July 18, 2025
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