spongstar

A guy who likes to dress up as spongebob squarepants, and is known as a "sponge" star. A mixture of partick star and spongebob squarepants. Sometimes likes to dress up in women's clothes. Usually says omg ALOT, friends think he is gay, everyone tends to like him though.

guy: OMG OMG OMG
girl: what
girl: your a total spongstar!

spongstar by eatPie July 21, 2009

Spongegar 

A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.

It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.

Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks

Spongegar by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016

Spongtard 

The person on the end of this abuse, is for some reason, absolutely fucked in way that there social life has, infact, no meaning, to be called a spongtard it means you are not just a spaz, not just a mong, or not just a retard, it is the lowest for of disablement, therefore, you are infact, a spaz a mong and a retard.

Jamie you fucking spongtard.

Keenan you big eared spongtard.

Spongtard by MXChamp February 24, 2008

Songtard 

n.
1) An individual singing a retarded song.
2) An individual singing a good song in a retarded manner.

1 (upon hearing a guy singing, for example, a Celine Dion song)
"Oh man, he is such a Songtard"

Songtard by Zzag March 12, 2008

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Songstrocity

A track - often a cover song - that sounds like a howling abortion being committed to your ears.

Songstrocities frequently lurk on FM radio. Some can be so close to torture those who hear them question their belief in God. Others will wonder why there isn't a clause in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights about the Jonas Brothers.

A: Did you hear that new Sugababes cover of "Come Together"?
B: You mean, the thing that sounded like a chimpanzee gang rape? The thing that made my balls shrink up as I puked blood out of my eyes?
A: Yup.
B: It's a motherfucking songstrocity, is what it is.

Songstrocity by dirtmo June 19, 2009

Songstruck

You know that feeling that you get when you just have a song/album on repeat, almost addictive? That feeling is called Songstruck.

Kendrick Lamar’s new song had me songstruck.

Songstruck by Ductective April 4, 2020