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Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy 

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.
Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

Spongegar 

A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.

It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.
Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks
Spongegar by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016

Spongecore 

A genre of music much like screamo and metalcore but it includes samples and phrases from the TV show Spongebob Squarepants. The most well known spongcore group is the hash slinging slashers.
Person 1: Have you hear of spongecore?

Person 2: Yeah i have and i really like!
Spongecore by Bobby Boosha January 24, 2011
Someone who lives off of others like a parasite, continually taking advantage of their generosity and good will.
"You need to tell your new boyfriend to get a job! He's taking advantage of you! He's a total sponger!"
sponger by FoxLily August 8, 2013

spongeworthy 

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.
In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy
spongeworthy by cornholio October 16, 2003

spongey bitch 

You see that girl over there? She is such a spongey bitch. She's been known to soak up more nut than planters.
spongey bitch by pgarrett September 16, 2013