Spongecore

A genre of music much like screamo and metalcore but it includes samples and phrases from the TV show Spongebob Squarepants. The most well known spongcore group is the hash slinging slashers.

Person 1: Have you hear of spongecore?

Person 2: Yeah i have and i really like!

by Bobby Boosha January 24, 2011

spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

SpongeCrack

Crack that has been frozen and chemically altered to take a sponge-like form. A common drug used to cope with the death of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of the popular cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants.

I took a big fat hit of SpongeCrack last night.

by DipGreen December 3, 2018

Spongelodeon

A nickname for Nickelodeon because they air too much Spongebob all day everyday

Person 1: It's time to go watch Nickelodeon

Person 2: You mean Spongelodeon

by R33001 February 15, 2022

Spongeoneus

Spongeoneus (Pronounced; Sponge-on-u-us) Is when someone acts like a wet sponge. Or they act thought but if you touch them in the feels they are sloppy and emotional. Spongeoneus people are often grown men and Karen's.

Person1: That's person acts so tough but is so emotional and annoying!
Person2: You mean they are spongeoneus?
Person3: exactly!

by Jerry Toenail December 12, 2020