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spongeblud 

spongeblud, for example you got SPONGEBLUDDED means you just got fucked in the ass by gary aka some 2 inch dick thats got smegma build up
SPONGEBLUD SPONGEBLUD CUH FO SHOOOO
spongeblud by spongeblud October 13, 2023
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spongeblud 

spongeblud - used to scare off gangsters who are tryin to gangbang on roblox.

thug shake them ass cheeks for the spongeblud cuhhhhhhhhh
a thug that is literally spongebob fo sho fo sho. only real spongeblud plays can use this term
spongeblud by spongeblud October 13, 2023

Spongevladimir Squareputin 

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.
Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

Spongeblob Squarepants 

SPONGEBLOB SQUAREPANTS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE SO BEING FAT HE ATE IT

Spongelodeon 

A nickname for Nickelodeon because they air too much Spongebob all day everyday
Person 1: It's time to go watch Nickelodeon

Person 2: You mean Spongelodeon
Spongelodeon by R33001 February 15, 2022

spongelust 

His spongelust was too great; thus, he succumbed to buying the first season of Spongebob Squarepants.
spongelust by vega_stardust January 28, 2006

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.
NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.
spongeitude by maimersiful January 23, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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