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Spongebob'd 

When a large erect penis is placed carefully and neatly across the face of a stranger and dragged until euphoria is caused and sometimes death .

Originally derived from ancient chinese culture, the spongebob'd is similar to a rick roll , often times santorum or spermy fecal matter is involved in homosexual activity of this word.

Nevertheless, it's never a good thing to be spongebob'd.

It has been officially decided that long term cigarette smoking is safer than spongebob'd ing someone. Patrick is a Dickhead BTW
Devante-Last night terry was going to teabag this bitch at this restaurant, we were so high that instead he pulled out his jolly roger and instead of putting it in her sweatbox, he spongebob'd her.

George- Damn , did she live
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spongebob dance 

A dance that was developed in Baltimore Maryland.It is famous now on youtube.It has nothing to do with spongebob.The name was developed on the streets of b-more.The dance goes with Baltimore club music, which is a form of house music.The most known baltimore club song that people do the spongebob to is Tote it Remix.
This is a conversation .Peple watching someone doing the spongebob

me:aye!!!he was rockin

someone from nyc:wtf is this

me:it's the spongebob dance

someone from nyc: what?There's spongebob dance?

me:um.. yeah

Spongebob Dance 

A dance developed years ago in Baltimore,Maryland and it goes with Baltimore Club Music.It is a dance that can be done when you are rockin off. People from all over the country do it,from seeing it on youtube,it is NOT crank dat spongebob,nothing to do with that crank that stuff.The most common songs that people do the spongebob dance to are Tote It Remix,or the Perculator.
I was doing the spongebob dance at the party I went to yesterday!
Spongebob Dance by hey you 13579 October 20, 2008

Spongebob Dodecahedronpants 

Any person wearing pants shaped like a 12-sided polyhedron.
"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "

"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."

spongebob dance 

A dance that was developed in Baltimore Maryland.It is famous now on youtube.It has nothing to do with spongebob.The name was developed on the streets of b-more.The dance goes with Baltimore club music, which is a form of house music.The most known baltimore club song that people do the spongebob to is Tote it Remix.
This is a conversation .Peple watching someone doing the spongebob

me:aye!!!he was rockin

someone from nyc:wtf is this

me:it's the spongebob dance

someone from nyc: what?There's spongebob dance?

me:um.. yeah

Spongebob Disease 

A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.
Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Spongebob Disease 

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
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