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spoused
When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.
"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."
"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
spoused by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010
X-Sposed
A name given to someone normally an Abbo that has lost close to all cells and will report on sight after two day of GTA5
X-Sposed by Not Garry Garrison January 6, 2020
sposed to
you just gotta do what you sposed to. nothing easier than that. #ttsm #sposedto #wolfshit #wolfie #kingthirstking #KYjell #ericpoosblood #swole
sposed to by LilWolfie #ttsm October 24, 2013
spoused
spoused: When a chatter's spouse/partner enters the house or computer room of where one lives, they leave the chatroom immediately without saying goodbye to anyone in the chatroom.
While chatting in a Yahoo chatroom, right in the middle of a conversation Stoneman left without saying goodbye to anyone. Holly said, "I think Stoneman got spoused again."
spoused by Kristilicious July 7, 2005
Spoused
When your significant other Verbally scolds you in public among friends, to remind you of your family commitmenst while discussing doing something fun!
"I was talking to Joe today about the cook-out poker game and my wife SPOUSED me to tell me I couldnt!"
Spoused by David_Beef_Broth October 6, 2005
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