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When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.
"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."

"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
spoused by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010
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slang for supposed used by lazy Internet addicts
I'm sposed to go to the party, but I dunno.
sposed by Ni-Cole October 4, 2003

Slossed out 

Brooo after he finished with me i was completely slossed out

spassed out 

1)freaked out, etc and so on... Pronounced like "passed"
Sorry I spassed out on you the other day....
spassed out by Annie57 July 20, 2006

X-Sposed 

A name given to someone normally an Abbo that has lost close to all cells and will report on sight after two day of GTA5
Damn poor Claude he lost all his brain cells guess he goes by X-Sposed now.
X-Sposed by Not Garry Garrison January 6, 2020

sposed to 

you just gotta do what you sposed to. nothing easier than that. #ttsm #sposedto #wolfshit #wolfie #kingthirstking #KYjell #ericpoosblood #swole
"do what you sposed to"
"gotta wear that snapback like you sposed to"
sposed to by LilWolfie #ttsm October 24, 2013