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When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.
"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."

"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
spoused by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010
slang for supposed used by lazy Internet addicts
I'm sposed to go to the party, but I dunno.
sposed by Ni-Cole October 4, 2003

Slossed out 

Brooo after he finished with me i was completely slossed out

spassed out 

1)freaked out, etc and so on... Pronounced like "passed"
Sorry I spassed out on you the other day....
spassed out by Annie57 July 20, 2006

X-Sposed 

A name given to someone normally an Abbo that has lost close to all cells and will report on sight after two day of GTA5
Damn poor Claude he lost all his brain cells guess he goes by X-Sposed now.
X-Sposed by Not Garry Garrison January 6, 2020

sposed to 

you just gotta do what you sposed to. nothing easier than that. #ttsm #sposedto #wolfshit #wolfie #kingthirstking #KYjell #ericpoosblood #swole
"do what you sposed to"
"gotta wear that snapback like you sposed to"
sposed to by LilWolfie #ttsm October 24, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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