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Semen Slurping
A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021
Spleringe
A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Anal Spelunking
honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns
Anal Spelunking by Mind Machine February 23, 2009
Slurping Syndrome
A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010
Dick-slurping run
A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run
Guy B: Hey can I come along too?
Guy A: No it's a one seater
Guy B: Hey can I come along too?
Guy A: No it's a one seater
Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014
slurring your text
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland