splost

A catch-all verb used when emotional intensity is too high to remember the correct word

Go splost yourself!

splost by ...not Jeff March 7, 2004

splost

/spltōst/
The greatest word to have ever been introduced to our vocabulary.

John: Splost *bursts out laughing*
Dan: wft is splost

splost by bird-master August 13, 2024

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus by Some things have balls June 6, 2018

Sploot 

When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them

Billie fell asleep while splooting

Sploot by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019

poo-splosion 

When a baby has such a massive poo that it shoots out the top and/or leg holes of the diaper.

Oh no, the baby had a poo-splosion! Now we both need a change of clothes.

poo-splosion by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010

Sploiter

Sploiter = Exploiter
One who exploits bugs in a game to give himself an advantage over other players.

Rush teh Sploiter. LEEROOY JENKINNS

Sploiter by wtfpwned. April 30, 2006

Sploist 

To make a squishy wetness in the pants, often by women as a result of sexual stimulation. A portmanteau of sploosh and moist.

"Oh My GOD Laurie, Chet Faker is soooo hot. He totally makes me sploist"

Sploist by MajorBubbles November 4, 2014