When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.
"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"
"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"
"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"
by Plippy plop May 4, 2020