sploshtastic 

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.

"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"

sploshtastic by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

slothtastic

Adjective
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.

E.g. Yeah dude I stayed at home all day today... What? There was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the office? OH YEAH!!! I'm slothtastic!!

slothtastic by natenoged June 22, 2012

spashtastic 

a word to describe something funny cute or cool happening between spashley spencer + ashley from south of nowhere. see spashley for more info.

"oh man last nights episode of south of nowhere was spashtastic"

spashtastic by donnie lighto December 15, 2008

sposhtastic 

when something is so awesome, no other word can describe it.

Jessica Alba is sposhtastic.

sposhtastic by maergvaind December 10, 2010

splashtastic

A word used to describe your day if you work at Splish Splash water park LI NY. Often used among employees, and it really gets people pumped for their long and strenuous work day.

Hey buddy, are you have a splashtastic day?

splashtastic by KaityLady January 23, 2020

splashtistic 

Someone who is employed at Splish Splash water park LI NY, who is absolutely obsessed with the place. Wears Splish Splash merch on the daily, says "Splashtastic" every day, and listens to Splash Jams in their car full blast. Addicted to chlorinated pools, wearing crocs, and shitty tan lines.

Whoa, the summer is over and that girl is still wearing her Splish Splash uniform? Does she ever stop saying "Splashtastic?" She must be splashtistic.

splashtistic by KaityLady January 23, 2020

Splootastic Meltdown 

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.

Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.

Splootastic Meltdown by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025