splooser 

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

splooser by Luxinterior August 21, 2003

sploozer 

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

sploozer by BB January 26, 2004

sploser 

Coined by Adam Carolla of Loveline. Combination of "spaz" and "loser". Spaz as in the geek who owns his own comic book store and Loser as in someone who waits outside a studio for an hour and a half for Tia Carrere to sign a copy of Playboy so he can sell it on eBay for $26.

That guy is such a sploser.

sploser by MoonKnight December 4, 2002

splooger 

One who splooges or is engaged in the act of splooging.

Man, that Adam is such a splooger.

splooger by Ericcccc September 17, 2008

splooger 

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical

That Adam is a major splooger.

splooger by ericccc September 16, 2008

sploosher 

when you take a dump the water splashes on your ass.

i just took a major sploosher

sploosher by tommy bellew February 5, 2007

splooter 

To ejaculate.

He wanted to splooter over her tits

splooter by Nesty.... January 4, 2012