sploozer 

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

sploozer by BB January 26, 2004

splooger 

One who splooges or is engaged in the act of splooging.

Man, that Adam is such a splooger.

splooger by Ericcccc September 17, 2008

splooze 

1. (verb)to consume alcohol, particularly to get drunk. also (adj.)sploozed(drunk). (noun) sploozer( someone sick from drinking)

Tonight we're goin' out to splooze.
Last night I was sooo sploozed.
Billy threw up last night he's such a sploozer.

splooze by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

splooger 

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical

That Adam is a major splooger.

splooger by ericccc September 16, 2008

splooter 

To ejaculate.

He wanted to splooter over her tits

splooter by Nesty.... January 4, 2012

Sploofer 

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

Sploofer by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

splooser 

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

splooser by Luxinterior August 21, 2003