sploozer

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

by BB January 26, 2004

splooger

One who splooges or is engaged in the act of splooging.

Man, that Adam is such a splooger.

by Ericcccc September 17, 2008

splooze

1. (verb)to consume alcohol, particularly to get drunk. also (adj.)sploozed(drunk). (noun) sploozer( someone sick from drinking)

Tonight we're goin' out to splooze.
Last night I was sooo sploozed.
Billy threw up last night he's such a sploozer.

by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

splooger

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical

That Adam is a major splooger.

by ericccc September 16, 2008

splooter

To ejaculate.

He wanted to splooter over her tits

by Nesty.... January 4, 2012

Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003