splism

A pubic hair that has been detached from the body and generally winds up in an undesirable location.

She tasted great but the splism that stuck in my throat put a damper on the whole thing.

by Linck February 10, 2007

Spism

When someone acts up you call them a spism

Person 1: *does something dumb*
Vinny: Spisms these days

by THESHLONGDONG April 21, 2017

spliss

n. - post-coital urination, typically resulting in two streams of urine exiting the meatus Flavian: split + piss

I had to take a spliss this morning and ended up ruining the wallpaper in my bathroom.

by Flavius August 23, 2003

Splishy Splash

an alcoholic beverage.

gettin' on dem splishy splash, like a boss.

by anitnart June 19, 2012

Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

by missfine August 29, 2009

salisman

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.

Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"

by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

splimtid

Some People Liked it more Than I Did.

I’ve always said that The Day of the Doctor was a BCWYAF (Be Careful What You Wish For) situation, but SPLIMTID.

by meven stoffat July 22, 2021