SPLISHED

SPLISHED - A Very Nice Way Of Saying Getting Really Drunk .I.E. ( Smashed or Pissed )

Daniel - When i get inside this club am going to get really Splished

Lisa - I will get Pissed with you

Adam - I have no more money to get splished

Daniel & Lisa = DAM

by Dacman1000001 June 20, 2008

Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

by missfine August 14, 2009

Splish

A splish is a small splash. Usually of a small object hitting water with good force.

like a pebble being tossed into a lake, makes a 'splish' sound.

by Mr. Midnight May 28, 2013

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

Splish

Splish: Meaning dapper. Usually referring to menswear. Having a style so free and easy that nothing could be crisper than the starch on that mans shirt.

Used in unison with Statue because it's so timeless. Splish like a statue: meaning timeless style.

First used in Australia by the Jefferson Boys, Perth circa 1989.

A term used to recognize discernibly dressed men of like minded style.

"He's so splish, like a statue. Where'd he get that suit?"

by CrayCray777 September 15, 2013

splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

by I M A Dogg December 09, 2007