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Splished 

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction
Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.
Splished by missfine August 29, 2009
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splished 

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.
Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.
splished by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

SPLISHED 

SPLISHED - A Very Nice Way Of Saying Getting Really Drunk .I.E. ( Smashed or Pissed )
Daniel - When i get inside this club am going to get really Splished

Lisa - I will get Pissed with you

Adam - I have no more money to get splished

Daniel & Lisa = DAM
SPLISHED by Dacman1000001 December 9, 2008

splashed 

ZK got splashed last week
splashed by ks4 May 14, 2019

getting slished 

To get drunk, to get wasted.
Caesar and I love getting slished together.
Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.
The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.

I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!
splushed by baronbloodbath October 30, 2011

Splashed 

Getting stabbed so hard that it looks like as if you were splashed with your own blood.

It's more prominently heard in the UK drill scene.
Play for the Pagans - Teewiz got splashed and died, and I don't feel sorry for his mum.
Gentleman - Pull up crash, and I'm wetting 'em . Dip, splash when I'm getting 'em
Splashed by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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