3D Woman

A woman whose beauty is greatly enhanced by the three "D's", distance, darkness and drunkenness.

As the clock struck midnight at the pub, the barfly sitting next to me was magically transformed into a 3D woman.

by Linck February 09, 2007

splism

A pubic hair that has been detached from the body and generally winds up in an undesirable location.

She tasted great but the splism that stuck in my throat put a damper on the whole thing.

by Linck February 09, 2007