splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

by I M A Dogg January 03, 2008

splish

adj. a male who prefers drinks typically associated with females over traditionally male spirits; girl-drink drunk

Your buddy is always drinking Appletinis and Fuzzy Navels; is he a splish?

by Fred Christopher April 07, 2009

splish

Dick sucker Josh...Potomac Fallz HS

"Splish is a pickle smoking, tube steak eater."

by Regis is poop April 06, 2005

Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

by missfine August 29, 2009

Splish

A splish is a small splash. Usually of a small object hitting water with good force.

like a pebble being tossed into a lake, makes a 'splish' sound.

by Mr. Midnight May 28, 2013

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018