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splinket splonket 

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.
That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.
splinket splonket by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023
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splanket 

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.
"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.
splanket by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

Splinkety Splonk 

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...
think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk
Splinkety Splonk by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

sploinket 

erm well just a random word that can be used for anything. lets face it, say it enough times and you will smile :D
hahhhaha sploinket haha
sploinket by mike blown January 20, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008