splinket splonket 

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

splinket splonket by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

splanket 

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

splanket by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

Splinkety Splonk 

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

Splinkety Splonk by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

sploinket 

erm well just a random word that can be used for anything. lets face it, say it enough times and you will smile :D

hahhhaha sploinket haha

sploinket by mike blown January 20, 2008