sprinket

A ridiculous human being, so devoid of common sense, the only way to describe them is indescribable. Thus a word must be created, hence sprinket was born.

God Jason, why are you such a sprinket?!

Yeah man, he's such a knob!

by Hillus November 13, 2013

Sprinkt

Used to define the act of a Sprint user that sprints naked through a sprinkler covered in sprinkles.

"Bro did you see that? My man just straight up Sprinkt!"

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Spricket

(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".

Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.

by JAM October 30, 2003

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

Spricket

a combination of a spider and a cricket. The insect hops around like a cricket but has the body structure of a spider. Usually found in the basement of a house.

"My basement is full of hopping sprickets!"

by XxCawtnayxX June 19, 2008

sprinktastic

Overly sprinkled. Abundance of sprinkle power. See also Sprinklicious

"Jay's dancing outfit tonight is super sprinktastic! Look at him go!"

by Monstah September 9, 2007

sprinklets

tiny drops of water not to be confused with mist. Usually pleasant in feeling.

While driving behind a semi, I got sprinklets on my windshield.

by hayleydinsedro October 27, 2008