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Splicer
Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.
Splicer by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008
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Spiceful
Adjective. A taste or smell characterized by the abundance of spices. When something is "spicy" but not hot.
Spiceful by Llama Llama December 1, 2013
Splicer
A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.
- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.
- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.
- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.
- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.
- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.
- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.
Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?
Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?
Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!
Guy 2: FACK!
Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF
Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?
Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?
Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!
Guy 2: FACK!
Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF
Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!
cock splicer
You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer
cock splicer by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016
Splicer
Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.
1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."
2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."
2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Splicer by Samanawich April 24, 2009
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