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a simple word that means 'I hope you suck a toaster in the space and get electricuted and blown up to mars where you're kidnapped by a transformer and forced to do naughty things such as...loitering."

Steph-yah, I had ur guts
Gabby-...SPLEURF!

spleurf by omgitsPhae June 15, 2008

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splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

splurf by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

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Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

Splerf by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

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speurf

The adventures of a man who goes on an adventure to save someone. Usually a princess.

Link went on a speurf to save Zelda in Hyrule.

speurf by nejiclone360 December 18, 2013

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splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

splurf by Liev Love December 26, 2008

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splerf

similar to a spliff but much fatter.

"wanna roll a spliff?"
"no, i wanna rolla splerf"

splerf by the magic ferret August 4, 2006

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spleurghhh

SPLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHH

(a noise you make when you can't contain it any longer)

Ally: I like pancakes
Lucy: So do I
Sam: Same here
Anna: SPLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

spleurghhh by 247worldtour May 20, 2009

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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