spleurf

a simple word that means 'I hope you suck a toaster in the space and get electricuted and blown up to mars where you're kidnapped by a transformer and forced to do naughty things such as...loitering."

Steph-yah, I had ur guts
Gabby-...SPLEURF!

by omgitsPhae June 15, 2008

splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

speurf

The adventures of a man who goes on an adventure to save someone. Usually a princess.

Link went on a speurf to save Zelda in Hyrule.

by nejiclone360 December 18, 2013

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

splerf

similar to a spliff but much fatter.

"wanna roll a spliff?"
"no, i wanna rolla splerf"

by the magic ferret August 4, 2006

spleurghhh

SPLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHH

(a noise you make when you can't contain it any longer)

Ally: I like pancakes
Lucy: So do I
Sam: Same here
Anna: SPLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 247worldtour May 20, 2009