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Sprazzle Dazzle
The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
Sprazzle Dazzle by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009
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slazzle
AKA slozzle, slizzle, slazzinski, slozzowitz etc. Slut, whore, bitch, anything that describes a woman. Word originated in Fullerton, CA. Ususally the word "fuckin" is thrown in front of slazzle.
Ever heard of the tornado aka tornizzle, tornazzle? Yeah, that chick is a slazzle.
What's up fuckin slazzle!
What's up fuckin slazzle!
slazzle by Fullerton Frats October 6, 2006
Spazzle
1. To be used in lovestruck circumstances, when nothing else comes to mind.
2. When you have an outer body experience and no words can describe how you feel.
3. A strong connection between two people.
4. While napping, a sudden jerky movement, but still remaining very smooth and fluid.
5. An alternative to yes; a very enthused proclamation.
6. The sound made by sucking in excess saliva in a loving way.
2. When you have an outer body experience and no words can describe how you feel.
3. A strong connection between two people.
4. While napping, a sudden jerky movement, but still remaining very smooth and fluid.
5. An alternative to yes; a very enthused proclamation.
6. The sound made by sucking in excess saliva in a loving way.
1. Tanner: I love you
Caitlin: Spazzle!
2. Caitlin: I want to bottle you up in put you in my heart
Tanner: Spazzle!
3. Tanner: When I'm with you I feel so...
Caitlin: Spazzle!
4. Tanner: ZzZzZZzzZZzZZ....
Caitlin: Awww, I love sleeping next to you and feeling your spazzles!
5. Tanner: Did you see the moon last night?
Caitlin: Spazzle!
6. Tanner: Then I took her in the back room and had my way with her!
Zenobia: {Spazzle!}
Caitlin: SPAZZLE!
Caitlin: Spazzle!
2. Caitlin: I want to bottle you up in put you in my heart
Tanner: Spazzle!
3. Tanner: When I'm with you I feel so...
Caitlin: Spazzle!
4. Tanner: ZzZzZZzzZZzZZ....
Caitlin: Awww, I love sleeping next to you and feeling your spazzles!
5. Tanner: Did you see the moon last night?
Caitlin: Spazzle!
6. Tanner: Then I took her in the back room and had my way with her!
Zenobia: {Spazzle!}
Caitlin: SPAZZLE!
Spazzle
'Geez, I really managed to spazzle my boss at the work Christmas party last night- I got so shitfaced that I tried to covertly relieve myself in a coke bottle under the dinner table. In hindsight it was pretty ambitious to think that the poo would have been able to get through the coke bottle neck..'
Spazzle by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017
slazzle
slazzle by dirty duke June 25, 2005