splatterbang

A wet bubbly fart !

I just did a splatterbang it felt risky ! "

splatterbang by dcs25 September 11, 2015

splattering troy 

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.

My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.

splattering troy by b'out son January 26, 2010

Splatterwag

A particularly violent and obnoxious shit.

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.

Splatterwag by CW_5000 December 31, 2009

Splatterbate 

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

splatterback 

The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.

Bert: "Better flush the toilet again Chuck; there's some splatterback."

Chuck: "I knew we shouldn't have gone to that taco stand."

splatterback by B December 6, 2004

splattercan 

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit

My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.

splattercan by ginzberg March 5, 2004

Splatterbated 

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

Splatterbated by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004