splatter batter
splatter batter by K.Moon April 22, 2018
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Ball Batter Splatter
When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
Ball Batter Splatter by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
Baby batter splatter
Baby batter splatter by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021
Brownie Batter Splatter
When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.
Brownie Batter Splatter by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023
batter splatter
1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
batter splatter by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010
Cake Batter Splatter
Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
Cake Batter Splatter by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
batter spatter
Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.
Husband: Sure! What would you like?
Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…
Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Husband: Sure! What would you like?
Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…
Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
batter spatter by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022
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