Splash Guard
I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.
Splash Guard by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009
Words you can keep
splash guard
A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
splash guard by RaiderJunky October 16, 2005
splash guard
splash guard by er0315 May 24, 2005
Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob
1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.
2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"
Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006
splashguard
When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
splashguard by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009
Splashguard
When you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself
O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.
Splashguard by Ryan Loose January 5, 2008
splashguard
I was getting my dick sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my jiz out of her eyes when I blew my load all over her face.
splashguard by pnblwzd May 18, 2014
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