3 definitions by er0315

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
by er0315 May 22, 2005
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person 1: your mom's got a flappy couch
person 2: boobfag.
by er0315 May 22, 2005
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during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.
JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.
by er0315 May 22, 2005
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