Definitions by er0315

boobfag 

the ultimate comeback in an arguement

person 1: your mom's got a flappy couch
person 2: boobfag.

boobfag by er0315 May 24, 2005

splash guard 

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.

i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.

splash guard by er0315 May 24, 2005

keister discharge 

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

keister discharge by er0315 May 24, 2005