splash guard

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
by er0315 May 22, 2005
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keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.
JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.
by er0315 May 22, 2005
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boobfag

the ultimate comeback in an arguement
person 1: your mom's got a flappy couch
person 2: boobfag.
by er0315 May 22, 2005
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