er0315's definitions

boobfag

the ultimate comeback in an arguement

person 1: your mom's got a flappy couch
person 2: boobfag.

by er0315 May 24, 2005

splash guard

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.

i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.

by er0315 May 24, 2005

keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

by er0315 May 24, 2005