Crustaceous

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

by The Lilster January 22, 2023

Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

Crustaceous

Aldo

Aldo is crustaceous

by Taetoosexy January 22, 2024

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

by W0lfen April 4, 2021

vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.

The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.

by Javier2798 November 7, 2017