splapt 

The state of someone in the midst of a multiple days long narcotics binge. (mostly meth)

Man i am SPLAPT!

splapt by Brazyjades April 3, 2022

Snot Splatter 

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

Snot Splatter by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.

"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."

Cat and the Splat by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Splatchy 

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Splatoon 

A 3rd person shooter game made by Nintendo

My favorite shooter is Splatoon

Splatoon by Porygon3000 August 10, 2021

Splatoon 

The best game in existence. With 2 games and a DLC, this should be the better game series in people's eyes instead of Fortnite, which is sad.

Splatoon is the best thing to exist since our creation.

Splatoon by Infinity0706 August 7, 2018

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008