splap

The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.

Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.

by Candi Apple March 30, 2009

splap

verb.-to take a dump in the woods

I just splapped by the highway.

by Buffme Like Itshot May 13, 2005

splap

A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.

Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.

by Man-Hank April 26, 2008

Splap

The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.

I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.

by Splap-master Splap February 01, 2009

Splap

The act of ejaculating into a hand and then slapping someone across the face with it.

I splapped the bitch across the face.

by THe NoMaD May 02, 2015

Splap

Splap meaning “Shit” in other words, is the wetter version of poop that ends up splatting all over the bowl. Usually smelling worse.

I just took a big fat Splap, it went everywhere this time.

by peepeeee January 06, 2023