splan 

A split fan. You don't know which team to cheer for as you like both.

When I'm watching the Bengals versus the Eagles, I am a splan.

splan by BennyDdeC February 13, 2023

Splan 

A word you say when you have to no clue what else to fucking say.

Teacher: Sean what's the answer to #4?
Sean: Uhhh SPLAN!

Splan by LITBOYCAM July 12, 2017

Splan Troopers 

A group of good mates that are real troopers and always there for you through thick and thin - they are both splendid and fantastic - they are infact splan

Joe: They were there for me man, through everything.
Nathan: Sounds like they were real Splan Troopers!

Splan Troopers by Heluerto January 28, 2010

Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Splanus

An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.

Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.

Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.

Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.

Again one must use one's discretion.

Bob: "Mate me and jenny tried anal yesterday!"
Jim: "Serious?? How'd it go?"
Bob: "Was a bit awkward.. i gave her a splanus"

Luke: "Had a mare on the shitter yesterday mate"
Dan: "what was it too sloppy?"
Luke: " the opposite! It was MASSIVE, i've got a fucking splanus!"

Splanus by Splanus November 8, 2011

Dan’s Plan 

The OG plan. Drizzy Drake used Dan’s Plan as a basis to develop God’s Plan.

Hey Bro, Dan’s Plan.

Dan’s Plan by KingBigDaddyMane January 16, 2020

Air Selangor 

Totally sucks. They don't even want to settle water issues in Selangor where water cuts are too frequent. But they never handle the matter.

Air Selangor is totally bullshit. They don't want to handle any water cuts. It is too frequent till we cannot take shower and brush our teeth. Cook? Oh no, how to cook without water? Maybe you can purchase from Kuala Lumpur if you're living in Petaling Jaya, Puchong, Ampang and so on, but what if those who're living far from KL like Sabak Bernam and Sepang?

But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.

Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.

Air Selangor by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023