Skip to main content

Shitstopher Reeves 

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.
Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.
Shitstopher Reeves by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011
When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.
"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."
shitstop by SkyFood June 14, 2009
Similar to a pitstop. A shitstop is done either when driving or playing racing games. A shitstop is the act of stopping for a quick shit especially after the famous sim race combo of nicotine and coffee
Dude I'm going to do a shitstop in like 2 laps.
Shitstop by Tomtheavgeek March 17, 2021

emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.
"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"

shitstopper 

A shitstopper is when you thrust your knee with power to hit someone's arsehole. Therefore this is said to stop your shit.
Tom gave Alex a shitstopper to stop his shit.
shitstopper by tony lai August 3, 2007
shitstop: noun: something you do before anal sex. as in "hold on i gotta take a shitstop before we go any further"
see above:

as in "hold on i gotta take a shitstop before we go any further"
shitstop by Shitstopper June 24, 2005