shitstop

When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.

"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."

by SkyFood June 14, 2009

Shitstop

Similar to a pitstop. A shitstop is done either when driving or playing racing games. A shitstop is the act of stopping for a quick shit especially after the famous sim race combo of nicotine and coffee

Dude I'm going to do a shitstop in like 2 laps.

by Tomtheavgeek March 17, 2021

shitstop

shitstop: noun: something you do before anal sex. as in "hold on i gotta take a shitstop before we go any further"

see above:

as in "hold on i gotta take a shitstop before we go any further"

by Shitstopper June 24, 2005

emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.

"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"

by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023

Shittop

A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming

Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013