spite wank
spite wank by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020
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Bollocky Wank Shite by Slugger11 March 14, 2011
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Sale Site Wanker
People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.
That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker
Sale Site Wanker by therealslimshaney72 September 21, 2017
spitwank
spitwank by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008
shitewank
1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.
1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"
shitewank by gigacannon January 20, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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