spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020

Bollocky Wank Shite

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

bollocky wank shite

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

by megaturd March 11, 2010

Sale Site Wanker

People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.

That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker

by therealslimshaney72 September 21, 2017

spitwank

it is when someone spits on there hand for lubrication and then toss someone off.

somone is going to spitwank someone of.

by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008

shitewank

1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.

1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"

by gigacannon January 20, 2007