Spinkles

The spinklemeisters minions

“Look out the spinklemeister is sending the spinkles our way!”

by Dooky duck August 23, 2021

Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

yellow sprinkles

Another term for giving someone a Golden Shower.

“Bro I totally gave her yellow sprinkles last night! My bed was soaked!”

by TheMotherfuckingPeeLord February 25, 2019

Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.

Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."

by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

Spineless

Someone who cannot or will not do the right thing, even though a small part of them knows they should. Spineless people often use phrases like " I don't give a flying fuck" or "I don't want to get involved"

My brother is spineless, probably because he doesn't want to deal with the wrath of his crazy ass wife, so I guess it's ok.

by Protectorfromevil April 27, 2016

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

spinkleton

A under-ground rock band named "Spinkleton"

"Have you heard the new spinkleton album?"

"Hell yeah! I love it!"

by ash038 June 3, 2022